The Raman Effect!!

Ramu--in class this

YOU ARE BORED. YOU ARE EXHAUSTED. YOU NEED LAUGHTER. LOOK NO FURTHER, FOR YOU WILL WITNESS THE RAMAN EFFECT… WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT THAN A COMPUTER SCIENCE TEACHER WITH FANTASTIC ENGLISH SKILLS TO MAKE YOUR MISERABLE  DAY ENJOYABLE, HMMM?

These were the lines said by our teacher, Mr.  Ramamoorthy during his awesome classes and other memorable times…Enjoy!

1. The train is hundred kilometers. (at the hyderabad tour; he meant the train’s speed)
2. Write two cases for swutch case, the number is a prime number and the prime number is not a prime number this.
3. All the girls go in a straight line man!
4. All the 10th std. students collect your papers!
5. All of you clear your doubts with the computer.
6. You are not coming to lab often anytime.
7. Take care of your health..you will get dongu fever and all.
8. “Thats why Thiruvalluvar and all said,  ”Where there is a will there is a way.” ” (I didn’t know Thiruvalluvar can speak english….)
9. One day in the lab….”This is not talking place or discussion place this is execution place.”
10. One boy was a long absentee…when he came to school, Rams the mams said, “Long back you have come?”
11. Sir to Valli: “Meet your parents.”…Valli: “I am meeting them everyday.”
12. “Who is that murmering person?! I’ll send you out by putting zero mark in the question paper!”…in the exam hall, of course.
13. “Make move ma!!”

Ramu dancing!

Ramu’s ‘This’ease, causing ‘This’truction this!

Fig 1.1: Ram, the boss

Ok, I know the title sounds silly but…he uses the word ‘this’ so much that you’d die of ‘This’ease!! Here are his world famous dialogues:

1. “You reading for only 5 months this — July August October November.”
2. “Every time you are wasting a time this.”
3. “Much many more time not available this.”
4. “Morning time and all don’t want to waste time this.”
5. “All the both of you get up.”
6. “I will make you kneel down and stand.”
7. “Open the window. Let the atmosphere come in.”
8. “Go in a straight circle this.”
9. “StarOffice draw is used to create a draw.”
10. “Meet your academic supervisor.” (In one 11th student’s note who didn’t write the index {HE was the acandemic supervisor…honestly, can’t he just write Meet me?})
11. “Take page number one hundred and triple one.” (he meant pg 111)
12. “How many days are there before you were born this?”
13. “I have already said you this. You should not use book in pen.”
14. “I talk you talk. Why you middle middle you talk?”
15. When sir told to submit the files tomorrow, somebody said “Tomorrow never comes.” To this he replied… “Everyday tomorrow are coming. Tomorrow tomorrow will come.”
16. “Prescription is better than cure this.”
17. “One day you come to lab and sit for 20 days and download staroffice and see this.”
18. “What is the use of one atom?” (he had gone to substitution to 10 \th  std. He asked this to one student who was learning physics.)
19. “Ma put the recorded tape and put and see in dvd player this.”
20. “World is a big place. Wide area available this.”
21. “I have two daughters. Both are girls.”
22. “I saw three of you going doubles in a cycle.”
23. “This Friday secondu period we shall have an unannounced test on this week’s portions alone available this.”
24. “Book bringing and all tuffa unnaku?”
25. “Last year management said that this year implement LCD projectors on all classrooms.”
26. “Very very worst one your observation.”
27. “This boy is always playing too much. He is becoming a playboy this.”
28. “I want to meet your parents, especially your fathers and mothers.”
29. “This is what I already say you in preadvancedu time.”
30. “B, C, D – both classes…”
31. “Last before year…”(he meant previous year)
32. “Day before day…”(he meant day before yesterday)
33. “Baaais go in the left line. Girlus go in the right line this. Restu go in the middle this.”
    

    Fig 1.2: Ram reloaded

34. “You can print anywhere in the anywhere worksheet.”
35. “You want to see the breview ma.”
36. “When I am ticking the one word…”
37. “Do not mimicry me.”
38. “The number will be lyeing at the low cell. So much more space visualized above the numbers.”
39. “Much more Divyas or Sivakumars are available. I need to know an available Divya or Sivakumar.”
40. One boy didn’t want to go to LOC camp because he was going to his native place. To this Ram said, “Only once you can go to Coonoor with friends ma. Native place will go to you any number of times.”
41. “Dai SPL ….special leader! come here da!” (at the school pupil leader)
42. “Much many high geniuses are available in this class.”
43. “Don’t want to make high blood pressure and all this.”
44. “Blunder mistakes you are making this! ….Blunder mistakes!”
45. “I have an imported eardrum this.” (he had gone through an operation to get a new eardrum)
46. “Life is no banana-eating task ma this.”
47. “Thats all this.”
48. “Brain not functioninga? If you stand in sun, and sun falls on your head, your brain started functioning superbly.”
49. “CV Gowtham..CV Raman mathiri.. siiiiivvithuvan.”
50. “Custom animation and all romba kustoma?”
51. “All the girls mostly submitted their observation notes this.”
52. “I will paste the information in the homework column.”
53. “At the edge of your nose, look at your eyes.” (You can’t look at your own eyes, can you?)
54. “Everybody animals have the eyes this.”
55. One boy wrote the next day’s date instead of today’s. For that Ram said “He is going more than my fast.”
56. “As per today, tomorrow what ma this?”
57. “Point out it.”
58. “Lift the chair and drag.”
59. “If snake coming in opposite direction you can beat it.” (I have a doubt whether even he understands what he says sometimes!)
60. New! “Exam time and all don’t want to waste time this!”
61. “Naan avan parentsoda amma phne panunen…”
62. “In government school computers start menu will not open never.”
63. “Why morning time yawning this?”

PS: If you know anymore dialogues, please leave a comment (please use a nickname rather than ur real name). I am sure that much many more dialogues will be coming this! Any suggestions for the website alone available this, then it is welcome.

Last updated: 23 August