Other Dialogues and Mokkais

These weren’t said by Ramamoorthy sir, but they are extremely funny still!

1. “He goes to gym every day. He is a very good body filter.” –My aunt, she meant body builder.
2. “Yesterday, they painted the car red in colour.” –Jai V, in an English exam when they asked to frame a sentence for the pattern ASVOCA
3. “Saar is very talented. He knows five languages in Telugu.” — in the movie Dasavatharam.
4. “There are three fifty six days in a year.” — Me. I don’t understand why people call me Einstein!
5. Madhavan: “When will the train come?”  Station master: “Two to two to two two.” — in Anbe Shivam, he meant from 1:58 to 2:02
6. “Kailash Gupta, what is your name?” –Padma miss.
7. “You should store it like a film roll in a digital camera. Enna summa summa thalai attura? Digital camera la film rollae illa!” — Jagoo sir
8. “Understand about interhalogen compounds…Knowledge about know about silicones.” –Tamil Nadu Chemistry book, p-block elements’ learning objectives.
9. “What is the charge of a neutron?” — Our class MUBU
10. “My computer is full of viruses. I am going to change the monitor.” — I forgot who
11. “What is the difference between H2SO4 and sulphuric acid?” –(Prefers anonymity)
12. Some signboards seen at China before the Beijing Olympics. Hopefully, the Language Police of China is at work correcting signboards to avoid embarrassment. (Thanks, K. Sunder!)
    1. If you are stolen, call the police at once .
    2. please omnivorously put the waste in garbage can.
    3. deformed man lavatory.
    4. Slip and fall down carefully (shown).
    5. Takewaterplace.
    6. No trespassing, violators will be shot survivors will be shot again.
    7. Be dangerous we are insured.
    8. Danger if you fall in the pond you will be boiled.
    9. Smoking/naked light is prohibited within the petrol filling station.
    10. Welcome to come again.
    11. No photoing no smoking.
    12. Your careful steps keeps tiny grass invariably green.
    13. Please do not spilt everywhere and liter up .The violators will be amerced with in range of 20 to 50 yuan.
    14. Those who suffer from high blood pressure, mental disease, horrifying of highness and liquor heads are refused.